If my reading comprehension is like 40% outside, it's like 70% on the crapper. it's one of men's most honest moments, right up their with post coital.

as far as time goes, I'm 30 min. deep, with or without reading material.

 

sometimes the "last bit" doesn't come out for a while. i.e. the first 90% comes on in a jiffy, but the last 10% just likes to hang around.

u could either save it for next time ... or wait till it crawls out ...

 

I like crapping at work. It is very nice to know that I am getting paid while I am doing nature's dutie!

 

Wireless internet with a notebook is the best. I'm so used to it that when I don't have it I have to resort to reading DVD covers while I'm in there. I can't go in empty handed.

 

15 minutes on average for me. Why rush through such a wonderful and carefree time?!! Enjoy every minute of it!

Who here washes after each time? I either shower or wash the butt with soap after each time. Is that unique? Do many people only wipe?

 

so much to say, but not going to say it

 

say it, SAY IT! haha

 

i make it a rule to sit on the toilet and read, surf the net, and/or play video games until both my legs lose circulation and not 1 second sooner.

 

how does it dry up in the toilet?