Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

 

I have to say an Ex of "mines" used to use "mines" all the time and it was one of the reasons we broke up. I couldn't be a business function and people look at me like I am dating an idiot when they say "oh yes mines is just like that." Not to mention drove me up the freaking wall!!! I don't know how I put up with it for 4 years!!!

Edit: .. yes I do the sex was good...

 

Last weekend we were standing on the beach and this chick went by with the biggest poof of hair on her head.

I said "That is some voluminous hair." and the guy who was standing next to me chuckled and said, "Man, how do you make up these words??" Turns out any time I use a word that is slightly outside of his vocab he thought I was making it up. We had to review a list of words that he thought were fake from earlier in the day. Later that night I twice had to indicate words that were real after I said them.

I felt like a douche bag. When I apologized and for probably sounding pretentious, he gave me a look like "fake word or real word." DOH!

 

Like "hella". I've also seen people type "prolly" for "probably."

 

Hella is prolly one of the most annoying words to me.

 

I bet most of the people that are talking like this have their underwear hanging out, right??

 

Mines is on my head. Tighty whiteys and I'm looking through the leg holes with the crotch between my eyes. THIS--IS--SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I feel the need to resurrect this:

When you finish reading through this you will understand 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' "

Assume a telephone exchange between you as a hotel guest and room-service in sunny California.

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow july den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow july den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow july dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... don't think so."

Room Service: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

Room Service: "Toes! Toes!...Why joo don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...

Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room Service: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

Room Service: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

Room Service: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

Room Service: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

Room Service: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "When you finish reading through this you will understand 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do, don't you!

Tenjooberrymuds!

 

Declination??

 

Ha ha!

I work with some Hispanic people that speak that way. It is very, very hard for me to understand broken english.