"Why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons? "

"That'd be awesome. We could get something like big game. Even like a gorilla or a rhinoceros or a f**king human being! That'll get you jacked up."

-The Wedding Crashers

 

I used to live in Wyoming. I could kill the deer no problem, gutting it definitely wouldn't be fun. I would do it though, no problem.

One of my customers is a hunter. Him and his buddy go wild boar hunting. The crazy part is how they do it. With a knife. They use quads to go find them with the help of dogs. The dogs grab a hold of the boar, and the hunter would jump on him and slit his throat. I gotta say, that would definitely get you in touch with your animal side. Those wild boars are no joke!

One of these days, I will accompany them.

 

So shoving a electric ram rod up a animals a$$ is more humane ? Think about that when you buy your meat at Costco

I kill bear,pig, doves,quail, deer, you name it. If you kill it, you clean it and eat it. My little boys can't wait to go on their first hunt. My 5 & 8 year olds help clean my limit of doves this year. Stuff dies ,stuff bleeds, get over it.

So for the anti-hunters princesses let me understand this, bambi dying from my bow or bullet bad, bambi being ripped to shreds from let's say a cougar good. What a bunch of f_cktards.

Wife cannot understand that I have no compassion when I break a humans bone , but I feel a little bit sad when I kill a animal. Not sad enough to stop hunting or fishing. For the record I live in the "bastion" of gun/hunter lovers . The Peoples Republik of Kalifornia in a surfing community of all things. As a surfer you need protein, I just prefer to kill my own source of protein.

 

wow, that's surprising. I though newport beach people were all about being pretty and fancy. No offense.

"surfers need protein, and I chose to kill my own protein"..... ha ha. good one!

 

would I shoot a deer?
NO... i dont hunt, not a sport 4me, its a compassion thingy. just not hungry because i frequent Safeway instead. in general dont eat that much meat anyway so there is little contradiction in my life to say the above.

could i shoot a deer?
YA... remote chance i needed the food.

could I gut a deer:
YA... blood and shit all good.

 

Damn this is one of the best idea's in a while!!! I could gut a deer, fish,squirrle, rabbit, birds...ect. but do I want to anymore? No. I used to hunt when I was younger say around 8-17/18. Now I just don't because I don't have the time, and I'm alittle less mean. I have nothing against hunting I will probably take my kids hunting one day, but I feel kinda bad when I put out corn or salt for the deer to come and eat then one morning BLAM! I shoot them in the head! Is kinda unfair.

 

I got a hunting license in Wyoming, when I was in sixth grade. I thought you're supposed to shoot the deer in the heart. Isn't that the quickest, easiest and most humane?

 

The head is an even quicker kill if u can hit it, but there is no trophy.

 

hell yeah!! i'd rip the organs out with my bare hands!! imo, if don't have the stomach to physically kill, gut, and chop up an animal, then you really should not be eating meat, period. otherwise, you're kinda being a hypocrit, cuz as we all know, in order for that nice ribeye to be sitting on our plate, some animal had to be killed, gutted and chopped up.