Jesus, Joseph and friggin Mary...

I guess Im going to have to take a picture of the keyless module...

...Some people.

 

Hey Wis I think you hit a nerve

 

Ok, Ill try to keep this short...as the ignorant people are starting to flock.


I want all the naysayers to go outside right now and follow these directions:

-Stick your head under the dash
-locate the fusepanel/block and hood release lever
-shift your attention upwards towards the steering column
-you'll notice around either side of the steering column are two support braces in the shape of U's.
-take notice of the one closest to the drivers door and look just above it to the right.(would be the left if you werent almost upside down) its about 5 or 6 inches above the fusepanel.
-see that little box about the size of your fist with the single plug coming out of it facing you?
-that my moronic friends is the keyless module
-look about midway of that harness and you'll find two wires almost dead center, one is black/white, the other just below it is red/black

The keyless module you just found is located just behind the engine start button...wait...didnt I say that to begin with.

Last step of these instructions is to let everyone know who your daddy is and then shut your mouth.

The defense rests.

Wisconsin, especially, you need to go look under your dash, you obviously know very little about your car.

There isnt even a green/gray wire in the keyless module harness.

Follow these instructions and see for yourself.


**edit**

If the village idiots still want a picture, Ill be glad to snap one tomorrow while at work. Wisconsin, Ill make sure to zoom in so we can find that mysterious green/gray wire...

 

No replies...hmmm, why oh why I wonder...

 

Because we were driving home from work you moron...

 

Oh and maybe if you gave direction like that once in a while maybe and I stress maybe you wouldn't seem like such a total a$$. But I know that its hard for you not to be an arrogant jerk off.

Looks like you finally took some advise from the guys on the board and and learned how to properly explain yourself... did you get help... because that must have hurt your brain...

Please stop coming here... just leave...

 

...or was it because everyone put there head under the dash, saw the keyless module and said to themselves..."Oh crap"...

Wisconsin is still under his dash painting a gray stripe on the only green wire in the keyless harness...which is green/yellow btw.

Hes gunna take a pic of that and try to save face...

 

Thats a very creative way of saying you were wrong...I guess.

But directly behind the engine start button was pretty clear...seeing as how the module IS DIRECTLY BEHIND THE ENGINE START BUTTON.

I just suited up into 'very, super specific clear mode' so the village idiots would have no questions.

Maybe if you were capable of giving any kind of direction you wouldnt have to resort to name calling.

You tried to side with your boys, even though they are obviously lacking in knowledge...its ok.

 

[irony/]so quick too, thanks for the great advice[/irony]


he needed it eleven days ago...

why so obtuse?

 

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