Supersoaker? I have one. lol. Its a bloody water cannon. I got the biggest one I could find. I bet I could launch a deer twenty yards with that thing. I cant use it on a cat! I'd probably put the little bugger into orbit.

 

a nice semi-automatic pintball gun should do the trick (oh, don't forget to add the glow-in-the-dark paintball paint for "extra visibility")

 

as i said -- dial the velocity down. if you played it for 3 yrs. you know what i mean. set it for something like 200 fps or less. and while paintballs might smart, they are MUCH less likely to penetrate and cause internal damage.

what super soaker is this?? i may need to get one... my daughter would get a blast out of that... heheh... (and no, i don't mean shooting her -- she loves to chase me around w/ squirt bottles... ) most of the super soakers i've seen really don't have much for oomph (about 15' range) or longevity.