Rain again, again.
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Originally posted by OhioRacer
And Allah said, "may the infidel ralper lose his financial ass as he travels to the sin capital of the beloved earth. May his cherished son Adam grab the keys to his S2000 and cruise the strip on sin city...Allah willing". And lastly, Allah says, "may those who violate toaster agreements forged in the blood of lambs, be stricken with Zaino disease as their skin turns a shiny clearcoat". Praise Allah.
And Allah said, "may the infidel ralper lose his financial ass as he travels to the sin capital of the beloved earth. May his cherished son Adam grab the keys to his S2000 and cruise the strip on sin city...Allah willing". And lastly, Allah says, "may those who violate toaster agreements forged in the blood of lambs, be stricken with Zaino disease as their skin turns a shiny clearcoat". Praise Allah.
Allah once spoke to me while I was in "Lost Wages." However, he came to me in the form of a BlackJack dealer. He told me that Vegas wasn't built on winners. It kind of felt like pouring salt directly on the wound... Hopefully Allah has blessed Rob with the power to read the cards and see the signs! Or Rob tried to go online to join his fellow brotheren at S2KI, and the wife summoned Allah to bless him with bad fortune!
And if I remember correctly, Allah also said, "he who haveth no patience towards the wonderful god-like toaster-giving giver (from So Cal) shall not receiveth any toaster, ever, but shall rather be stricken down with rain, rain, rain, from the gods above!" - or something like that!
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From the book of butt-head-eaous, Allah is also quoted as saying, "he who drive rain to the east, shall feel the wrath of San Andreasmon..and he shall rumble the earth and drive fear into the infidels. The infidels will flee to Washington and work for the infidel Gates."
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True, but he is also quoted saying, "those who live in the grandeous state of California shall see the rewards once the San Andreasmon demon seperates the state, creating the island of cALLAHfornia - trapping in all the toasters to never be released to the outside enemy, especially the states of New Jersey and Ohio!"
He continues to say that, "not only will cALLAHfornia have all the toasters, but we will also have all the virgins and beer (49 virgins and 49 cases per S2000 owner) - never to be released to those demenous states where, for the next 10,000 years they will be plagued with rain... rain... and more rain... MUHAAHAAAA!!!!!"
He continues to say that, "not only will cALLAHfornia have all the toasters, but we will also have all the virgins and beer (49 virgins and 49 cases per S2000 owner) - never to be released to those demenous states where, for the next 10,000 years they will be plagued with rain... rain... and more rain... MUHAAHAAAA!!!!!"
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4, I am a patient man. I got suckered into, errr... ummm... I bought beachfront property north of Lost Wages on the state line, and I KNOW I will eventually be able to surf there like I did at Huntington Beach growing up in SoCal in the 60s. 
San Andreasmon will not be denied!!! 
Kyras we lived in Azusa right off Foothill Blvd on the border with Glendora and there were times the smog was so bad we couldn't see the San Gabriel foothills.
We dodged the worst of the storms by me today, most went south of us and continue to do so. Ohio it looks like the Weather Channel has you getting hit again tomorrow.
Deb, it's rather unusual to get tornadoes where you are, isn't it? I don't remember many reports of them in that area.
Tonight it's mid-60s cloudy and dry (YAYYYYY) so we went out for a bit in the S
with the top down.
Tomorrow dry and mid-70s. Relief is coming Ohio!!!
Tom
San Andreasmon will not be denied!!! Kyras we lived in Azusa right off Foothill Blvd on the border with Glendora and there were times the smog was so bad we couldn't see the San Gabriel foothills.
We dodged the worst of the storms by me today, most went south of us and continue to do so. Ohio it looks like the Weather Channel has you getting hit again tomorrow.
Deb, it's rather unusual to get tornadoes where you are, isn't it? I don't remember many reports of them in that area.
Tonight it's mid-60s cloudy and dry (YAYYYYY) so we went out for a bit in the S
with the top down. Tomorrow dry and mid-70s. Relief is coming Ohio!!!
Tom
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Racer - You slay me with that Allah stuff. LOL
Tom - Yes, tornados are unusual but we have been having more warnings recently. The weather is screwed up everwhere it seems. They had a 4+ category tornado two years ago or so in La Plata (southern MD) that pretty much devastated the town.
Speaking of the weather...86 today with the usual chance of
t-storms in the pm. We had some doozies yesterday.
Tom - Yes, tornados are unusual but we have been having more warnings recently. The weather is screwed up everwhere it seems. They had a 4+ category tornado two years ago or so in La Plata (southern MD) that pretty much devastated the town.
Speaking of the weather...86 today with the usual chance of
t-storms in the pm. We had some doozies yesterday.
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HEY! It's only $33B - get it right! And I would love to see G.D. gone (I'll bite my tongue - for "Big Brother" is watching online).
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Well so much for the weather guessers!!!
Got up this morning, it was 65*F cloudy and drizzly. Definitely top-up for the drive to work, hopefully it will clear up later today. No storms predicted for today though.
Tom
Got up this morning, it was 65*F cloudy and drizzly. Definitely top-up for the drive to work, hopefully it will clear up later today. No storms predicted for today though.
Tom
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It's raining here yet again. I will be harvesting my lawn next week. 
. They changed the forecast 
for tomorrow to now include rain. 
. I've given up on the rope. It flat out doesn't hold me very tight. I can still breath. So now I am going to Home Depot to get a steel reinforced cable. If you don't hear from me...well...it worked.
Perky, glad the Allah stuff is making you chuckle. I hope none of our Muslim friends take offense. It's all in good fun of course. Maybe I'll change course here and talk Christian for a while. Here goes:
And Jesus told the disciples, "it will rain for 40 days and 40 nights in the meteorological armpit of the planet...a place not yet discovered. This place shall be called Cleveland. It will feel the wrath of the father, for he shall summon the clouds, the winds, the rain...and he shall cause all convertibles to stay indoors. I tell you now, before the cock crows, it will rain 3 times today".
. They changed the forecast for tomorrow to now include rain. . I've given up on the rope. It flat out doesn't hold me very tight. I can still breath. So now I am going to Home Depot to get a steel reinforced cable. If you don't hear from me...well...it worked. Perky, glad the Allah stuff is making you chuckle. I hope none of our Muslim friends take offense. It's all in good fun of course. Maybe I'll change course here and talk Christian for a while. Here goes:
And Jesus told the disciples, "it will rain for 40 days and 40 nights in the meteorological armpit of the planet...a place not yet discovered. This place shall be called Cleveland. It will feel the wrath of the father, for he shall summon the clouds, the winds, the rain...and he shall cause all convertibles to stay indoors. I tell you now, before the cock crows, it will rain 3 times today".