80% of this game is 100% mental.

 

Who was it that invented a system -
supposedly a Democratic system -
where you always end up voting for the lesser of two evils?

I mean, was George Washington the lesser of two evils?
Sometimes, I wonder....

- the Fugs

 

"Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space between your ears."

-Bobby Jones

 

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid - Dorothy Parker

and

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

 

Dorothy parker hmmmmm jury is out

 

Never invest in anything that eats or needs painting.

 

Tom Waites (sp?)

My own personal rule of life number 1: never see or hear anything that could subsequently lead to a subpoena.

 

and then of course when someone says " What doesn't kill you will only make you stronger".....................

 

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them

 

^Good one.

^