I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are as incompetent as some of the men who are already there.

 

Slight change of theme - travel rules of eating

1. When you live in San Francisco - don't eat seafood in Kansas City

2. When you live in Phoenix - don't eat Mexican food in Cincinnati

3. When you live in Texas - don't eat BBQ anywhere but Texas

 

You forgot to attribute it.

Buckaroo Banzai

 

A couple of my favorites.

"that can't be good"
"that's gonna leave a mark"

And one from my dear old pop, a colorful gent he was. (I have posted it here before, but here it is again)

"opinions are like a$$holes, we all have one, and they all stink"

 

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

 

If its got tires or tits, your gonna have problems with it.

If its got balls or a battery, your gonna have problems with it.

 

Life, you only have one shot at it, so enjoy it as much as you can. So do not let the bast--ds get you down.

 

He needed killin'.

 

of course one of my favorites
" oh, son of a ........."

 

OOoohhhhhh......I don't think that's going to buff out.