Soft Top Hole
01-08-2010, 06:46 AM
#291
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Originally Posted by medicalstudent,Jan 8 2010, 09:38 AM
oh! That reminds me of a pathology class I took in medical school. The pathologist basically just brought in a slideshow of curious and disgusting things to look at dead guys who fell with their eyeballs popped out or nasty stuff like that.
So he shows us this X-ray and asked what it is.
Looked like an erect penis.
See a bright line where the urethra should be (that's not right, empty spaces are black, not white).
So this patient wanted to keep his erection up for a few days. So he squirts superglue into his pee-hole. It worked (too well - old-school Viagra?
)
Anyway, if you can't pee, that's going to be a problem. Nothing could dissolve the superglue. So his penis was cut off...
So he shows us this X-ray and asked what it is.
Looked like an erect penis.
See a bright line where the urethra should be (that's not right, empty spaces are black, not white).
So this patient wanted to keep his erection up for a few days. So he squirts superglue into his pee-hole. It worked (too well - old-school Viagra?
)Anyway, if you can't pee, that's going to be a problem. Nothing could dissolve the superglue. So his penis was cut off...
01-08-2010, 06:52 AM
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For like a good 20 minutes, the pathologist was just showing X-rays and CT scans of what interesting foreign objects were shoved up people's rectums, urethras, throats, vaginas, etc...
I was disappointed that I didn't get to see a gerbil though
I was disappointed that I didn't get to see a gerbil though
01-08-2010, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted by medicalstudent,Jan 8 2010, 07:38 AM
oh! That reminds me of a pathology class I took in medical school. The pathologist basically just brought in a slideshow of curious and disgusting things to look at dead guys who fell with their eyeballs popped out or nasty stuff like that.
So he shows us this X-ray and asked what it is.
Looked like an erect penis.
See a bright line where the urethra should be (that's not right, empty spaces are black, not white).
So this patient wanted to keep his erection up for a few days. So he squirts superglue into his pee-hole. It worked (too well - old-school Viagra?)
Anyway, if you can't pee, that's going to be a problem. Nothing could dissolve the superglue. So his penis was cut off...
So he shows us this X-ray and asked what it is.
Looked like an erect penis.
See a bright line where the urethra should be (that's not right, empty spaces are black, not white).
So this patient wanted to keep his erection up for a few days. So he squirts superglue into his pee-hole. It worked (too well - old-school Viagra?
)Anyway, if you can't pee, that's going to be a problem. Nothing could dissolve the superglue. So his penis was cut off...
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