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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Currahee474,Sep 22 2008, 08:38 AM
Granted you are the test driver for the cows Lamborghini gets their leather from. You live in a hut amongst diseased savage natives in Africa and your best friend is a coke bottle that fell from the sky.



I wish I hadn't bumped my knee this morning on my desk which is now throbbing.
Granted. You realize that you forgot to wind your watch, and it was really noon when you bumped your knee.










I wish that I enjoyed my job more.
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 12:43 PM
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Granted. Your monetary compensation has been replaced by enjoyment.


I wish that I was eating a jumbo soft pretzel with salt right now.
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Peter Pantless,Sep 22 2008, 01:43 PM
Granted. Your monetary compensation has been replaced by enjoyment.


I wish that I was eating a jumbo soft pretzel with salt right now.
Granted but you accidentally bit your lip and the salt burns like hell.






I wish the women in my office would learn to change the damn toner all by themselves instead of making me do it everytime.
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Old Sep 22, 2008 | 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Currahee474,Sep 22 2008, 12:46 PM
Granted but you accidentally bit your lip and the salt burns like hell.






I wish the women in my office would learn to change the damn toner all by themselves instead of making me do it everytime.
Granted, and they all get hairy backs and fart all day long while surfing man pron...

I wish people would be less defensive about my clothing post
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Old Sep 23, 2008 | 06:29 AM
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Granted. They're now offended by your presence.


I wish I had a larger LCD monitor here at work.
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Old Sep 23, 2008 | 06:36 AM
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granted, but unfortunately it's not well made and burns out in less than a week

I wish i had a cold Miller light in my hand right now
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Old Sep 23, 2008 | 07:31 AM
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Granted, but then you get pulled over for DUI.


I wish it were still summer.
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Old Sep 23, 2008 | 07:53 AM
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granted but it stays 110 degrees all day and night

I wish that my work day was through
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Old Sep 23, 2008 | 08:37 AM
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Granted, but tomorrow's unemployment line is three blocks long, and its 110

I wish the web was faster
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Old Sep 23, 2008 | 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by INTJ,Sep 23 2008, 08:37 AM
Granted, but tomorrow's unemployment line is three blocks long, and its 110

I wish the web was faster
Granted. The new web2.0 is 1000 faster than the old version. Everyone raises their access rates 10,000% to compensate for the new cost.








I wish my S2000 was paid off.
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