Granted. . . along with 3 more corruptions, and bad service.

I wish I knew what I wanted for dinner.

 

Granted, you pass out from hypoglycemia and wake up in the er and the choice is generic jello, with the enema

I wish my 12 meeting would get his shite together before the ned of the day

 

Granted. However, Ned is horribly confused.

I wish I had some Jell-O.

 

Greanted, so tard named ned feeds you "jello" right from the source, which is why he is 4 hours late for his meeting.

I wish my keyboard would clean itself.

 

Granted. However, it's being taken care of by Ned; you're gonna have to wait a while. . . and it'll probably done really half-assed, and could wind up just as sticky, since he was wrestling with getting the Jell-o from the Hooves of Bill Cosby.

I wish for my tests to just be done already.

 

Granted. You are pregnant! Congratulations, Your certificate will now say bride and groom, not victim #1 and victim #2

I wish people were clearer about civil unions and marriage...

 

Granted, they clarify that they are one on the same by making every couple have one str8 man one gay man and one butch female bisexual. Divirse is also outlawed.

I wish for my tests to be done already.

 

granted, your tests were done a long time ao, but you are "special" as you keep asking for them to be done. I only hope you stop worrying about your tests and make it to disneyland one day...

I wish people would realize the govenrment can't bail you out, they already have a 9 trillion dollar deficit.

 

Granted. Instead, they give me this


I wish that the alternator on my truck would replace itself for free.

 

Granted, as part of another 900 B bailout, the massuse for AIG gives you an alternator, but you owe 75k in taxes this year.

I wish my meeting would happen so I could gtfo.