Grated, but the con in the next bunk is your alarm...

I wish 8d had to go into work earlier

 

Granted. 8D now goes to work every morning early at Google making 10 times the money and his job is to monitor forums such as S2KI all day long to see if there is something for Google to use. He becomes SuperModerator after the Google buy out and bans you.









I wish that Al Gore and Clay Akin were trapped on Al's new boat for 3 weeks without rescue.

 

Granted. but then they put their heads together and figure out how to save the world by pipeing Clay Akin songs into your head.

I wish someone would give me a Tesla roadster tommorow.

 

Granted. Too bad 'tomorrow' is always in the future and you'll always have to live in 'today'.



I wish I was omnipotent again.

 

Granted, you'll be impotent from now on in all situations.

I wish I had his Tesla

 

Granted, you get a Tesla coil and electricity coming over the air frys you into burnt bacon.





I wish I could go on vacation to Hawaii next week.

 

Granted. Again, you'll go 'next week' but you'll always live in 'today'.



I wish I knew all the secrets of the world.

 

Granted, you know all of the worthless vile crap that the whole world is embarrassed about.

I wish Peter all the luck in the world.

 

Granted. I win the lottery, reap an inconceivable amount of wealth from online poker and become the most successful sports-betting machine that ever lived. And I never say 'thanks'.


I wish the world were a better place than it is today.

 

Granted. It was, but now it sucks and we have to live with it.


I wish for world peace.