I do, but because of your mental retardation, you forgot that it is still in the passenger seat. Good job, dumbass.

I wish my headache would go away.

 

Granted. Your mom got the headache instead of you and whatever brain she had left exploded.


I wish I could be on Deal or No Deal as a contestant.

 

Thats not cool Umar, my mom died 3 years ago from cancer.

Granted, you and everyone you ever loved or cared about died. All your possessions also burned in hell with you.

I wish Umar all the pain and agony of knowing what it is like to lose your mother at age 20.

 

Sorry about that, man. I guess making the corrupted wishes about family members is not a bright idea. Also, two wrongs don't make a right, so it's not nice of you to turn my wish into something about my family.


Granted. I know your pain. Blah, blah. Feel happy?


Anyway, I wish there were more people posting here than just 9KRDLIN and I.

 

Granted, 8D comes back and rips us both a new one.

I wish for a club sandwich.

 

Granted, you eat the club and notice 8d eating at the other end of it. Your lips meet. Bliss.



I wish my stocks would go up instead of DOWN DOWN.

 

Granted. The girl stockings you're wearing just move up higher.


I wish s2000raj didn't wear girl's stockings.

 

Granted since I don't.

I wish Umar had a higher IQ so that his responses could be more original rather than trite.

 

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