Corrupted

 

I wish s2000raj would stop posting nonsensical nonsense.

 

Granted, I now post nonsexual nonsence.

I wish ultraconservatives would see how retarted they really are.

 

Granted. They read your sentence, don't realize you spelled "retarded" incorrectly, get told by George W. Bush that you spelled "retarded" incorrectly, and realize that they really are retarded.


I wish Barack Obama would win the presidential election.

 

Granted and then you win the lottery. All your winnings are redistributed to the poor and you are left with bubcus.

 

^^^ No wish, raja bhaiya?


Okay, I'll go again in order to keep this thread alive:

I wish I could win the lottery without losing my money in a corrupted wish.

 

Granted. See the last time I think I answered this one. You don't lose your money; you just piss it all away in grand acts of charity, until the masses become spiteful. Then they pee on you, and bring their kids to the town center to pee on you.

I wish folks would have some relative memory.

 

Granted, but I had a great idea on how to corrupt this one but I forgot. Here is the punch line, bad things happened to you.

I wish people would see Obama and his plans, instead of the hype.

 

I know, but I felt like continuing the game, so I just posted whatever I could think of.


Anyway, as for the above wish:


Granted. People realize Obama is a waaaay better presidential candidate than John McCain.



I wish this election would end already.

 

Granted, Palin recognises that spending more money on clothes for two months than most people make in a year is against the very principles that Jesus praised, and she quits realizing that her hipocrisy is what is ruining this country.

I wish that people who make less than 250k/yr would not vote for someone to tax them worse than the democrats.