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Old Oct 9, 2008 | 07:41 AM
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Granted. At the meeting they fire your ass the tell you to GTFO.


I wish it were May 2009 already.
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Old Oct 9, 2008 | 08:07 AM
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Granted. You died on April 30, 2009.


I wish it wasn't May 2009 already.
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Old Oct 9, 2008 | 08:10 AM
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Granted. It's April 30, 2009 and Raj ass-rapes you right before jumping off a cliff.

I wish I didn't I would stop getting Obamaspam.
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Old Oct 9, 2008 | 10:04 AM
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Granted. You get McCain spam which contains nekkid pictures of the Senator.



I wish I knew actually what Peter had meant to type above.
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Old Oct 9, 2008 | 10:40 AM
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Granted. You completely understand everything that Peter does, and you fall hopelessly in love with him. When he rejects you advances for the 50th time you end it all.



I wish there was a qualification test to be able to run for President of the United States.
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Old Oct 9, 2008 | 11:16 AM
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Granted. Now it is like the citizenship test, and immigrants are more qualified then citizens to run the country.

I wish I had an R/C P-38 Lightning.
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Old Oct 9, 2008 | 11:21 AM
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Granted. You spend your entire life savings on it, crash it the first day and kill yourself in a fit of rage.


I wish I had more free time to work out more than I already do.
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Old Oct 9, 2008 | 11:25 AM
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Granted. You spend 23 hours a day working out and end up getting healthy and having one sexy body. Then you get hit by a bus.


I wish some peolpe would just get a fuckin clue.
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Old Oct 9, 2008 | 11:50 AM
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Granted. They watch the stupid movie.


I wish I could travel back in time and prove that all religions are false.
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Old Oct 9, 2008 | 12:18 PM
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Granted, but then in a fit of greed and drunken lust you decide you are the messiah and are crucified.


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