Best Halloween Episode Ever: the Simpsons interpretation of the "Raven" by Poe.

Best quote from this year's Halloween special:

Homer: "Mmmmm. Unexplained bacon."

Honorable mention:

Ralph: "Dying tickles."

 

The Simpsons Rock!!

Ralph Wiggims great quotes-
Ms Hoover- "Ralph, is this like the time you said you saw Snagglepuss outside?"
Raplh- (with worried look on his face) " He was going to the bathroom".

Ralph- "Ohhh sleep! That where I'm a Viking!"

Homer- " Alcohol- The cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems." (Prohibition Episode".

I love that episode where Homer becomes Mr. Burns joke monkey, and does stupid stuff for money. After Homer dresses up like a Panda, and gets sodomized by another male Panda, Mr Burns gives him a pile of cash. Homer then asks Lisa what to do with his "dirty" money. Lisa says something about there being lots of needy kids.
Homer replies with ".....so you are saying I should by a gun?".

I dont think there has ever been a bad episode since season 3.

 

hey Dogman/Vince,

You know that really bothered me too this year. The episodes before they would always scare up the names a bit like Mike "Agent" Scully or something like that. And now this year they didnt. Kinda bothered me a bit. But thats just me anyways. Im anal like that when it comes to things i really like ie S2K and the Simpsons. Can you want anything else in the world?

 

April Fool's Episode:

Homer [to Bart]: "You couldn't fool me on the foolingest day of your life, even if you had an electrified fooling machine!"

 

You gotta love Moe's responses to the crank calls:

Bart - I'm looking for last name Huggenkiss, first name Amanda

Moe - Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?

Moe - You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!

 

any new epidsode reviews? liked/disliked the punish the parent newbie? how many epidsodes have there been for the simpsons? 200? 300?

 

Homer: "Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. "

Homer: "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

Homer: "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

Homer: "I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"

Homer: "Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."

Homer: "If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English."

Homer: "I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming."

Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
"Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay.'"

Homer: "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"

Ralph Wiggum: "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."

Ralph: "I bent my wookie."

Bart: "Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine with all the chicks?"

 

I literally laughed out loud. Man that's good stuff.

 

Best thread ever!

 

Great thread

My favourite episode is when Bart is on the school trip round the police station, and connects all the loudhailers together, yells 'testing' and blows all the windows out with his feedback boom.

I'm laughing just thinking about it.