Too many hilarious episodes to list but one that was just on a few nights ago is a good one.

The bowling episode with Mr. Burns cutting in on the team at the end.

Otto is on the lane.
Team chants "You can do it Otto, You can do it Otto"
Apu = " Come to my store, I'll sell you some gelato"
Mo = "Come to my bar, I can got you Blotto"
Homer =" Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto"

 

"ummmmm forbidden doughnut."

My favorite episoe was when Homer eats the Chili Peppers and starts halucinating.

Another great scene.

Homer opens the freezer and grabs the Neapolitan Ice Cream, upon realizing the vanilla and strawberry are there, but the chocolate is missing he says "Doh" He grabs another and it is the same, another "Doh" and another "doh" and another "doh".

He then screams "Marge, we need some more Napolean Ice Cream"

But ofcourse there are so many classic lines and episodes.

What a great show, makes me do this

 

My favorite Simpsons bit is a scene rather than a line.

It's the one where Homer picks up the teleportation units from the movie "The Fly" at a yard sale.
He puts one next to his lounge chair and one in front of the toilet so he can pee without going to the bathroom.

 

"Guess who!"
"Maris?"

and later.... "So, when do they bring us the menus?"

 

Ralph - "The pointy kitty took it"

Referring to rat that ran off with the prison key they had taken from Ralphs dad

 

I love it when Ralph refers to the Superintendant as "Super Nintendo Chalmers".

 

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Homer: "Well you could either sit here and eat dogfood until your breath smells enough like dogfood to

 

his son is named after his father btw

 

 

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Vince