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Old Sep 19, 2001 | 07:14 PM
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What about the episode where Bart sneaks a can of Duff down to the local hardware store and pops it on the paint mixer, then slips it back into the fridge. Cut to Homer grabbing the can from the fridge and going to pop the top. Cut to giant mushroom cloud rising above Springfield.

Classic!
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Old Sep 19, 2001 | 07:16 PM
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Homer: "...and I reek of Panda love"

he was previously doing the truffle shuffle or some crap
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Old Sep 19, 2001 | 07:30 PM
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"Oh Bart, beer is for daddy's and boys with fake ID's"
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Old Sep 19, 2001 | 07:48 PM
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When Homer goes to New York and as he is entering a cab he sticks his head out a window and points at some New Yorker and says,

"I'm on to you!!!!"

And continues pointing until the cab pulls away. Gosh the first time i saw that i must have cracked like crazy
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Old Sep 19, 2001 | 07:53 PM
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Marge to Homer "Homer promise me your not going to stalk Lenny and Carl, wait where are you going?"

Homer " Im.....going to......stalk.....Lenny and Carl"

The epiode where Homer wants to be Stonecutter
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Old Sep 19, 2001 | 07:55 PM
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Originally posted by aznpooky
When Homer goes to New York and as he is entering a cab he sticks his head out a window and points at some New Yorker and says,

"I'm on to you!!!!"

And continues pointing until the cab pulls away. Gosh the first time i saw that i must have cracked like crazy
Oh god, watching Homer try to deal with the boot on his car (both driving with and removing it) just about gives me an aneuryism I'm laughing so hard.

Other favs:
From GK Willy: "Ach, who'll save the wee turtles?" followed by "Save me from the wee turtles!"
From the sailor dude: "Arrrr, the hotpants!"
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Old Sep 19, 2001 | 09:47 PM
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the episode where homer is buying a gun

homer:yes, i'l like to buy a gun.
gun salesman: ok, theres a 14 day waiting period.
homer: aweeeeeee, but i'm mad now.

When ralph wants to date lisa and tells homer that he would do anything for lisa. next scene hes tarring the roof while homer is lying in his hammoc.

ralph:mr. simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy.
homer: yeah the'll do that.
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Old Sep 19, 2001 | 10:01 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by KinchS2K
[B]What about the episode where Bart sneaks a can of Duff down to the local hardware store and pops it on the paint mixer, then slips it back into the fridge.
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Old Sep 19, 2001 | 10:43 PM
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I LOVE THE SIMPSONS!

Homer: "Trying is the 1st step towards failure."

Marge: What happened to you, Homer? And what happened to the car?
Homer: Nothin
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Old Sep 19, 2001 | 11:46 PM
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The episode where Moe opens his family restaurant, (moes family feedbag i think), anyway:

Truck pulls up with a massive army deepfryer on it....

Moe: "Homer, this deepfyer will cook a bison in 30 seconds"

Homer: "Aww... But i want it now"

lol

Saxman, "Mmmmm... VTEC..." "Homer! Put that camshaft down!" "DOHC!!!"

love that!

Classic Thread guys
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