The Simpsons is the best show there ever was, is, and will be! Case closed, end of story. This is not a topic up for debate. I tape every Simpson episode that aires here daily. In fact, I'm watching the tape from this evening right now.

Great quote:
Movementarians: Would you like to join us in the welcome center?
Homer: Will there be beer?
Movementarians: The leader does not allow alcohol.
Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Another:

Ralph: Me fail english! That's unpossible!

Favorite episode: Toss up, either Apu and the octuplets or the Simpsons go to New York.

For the best Simpson's quote ever check my signature:

 

That's ridiculous. That would make us as bad as them.

Further from that episode:

Homer: What have you got to drink?

Turkish Vendor: ...Crab Juice and Mountain Dew...

Homer: Eww... I'll take the crab juice...

 

quote from the burlesque house episode

~tv person: its 11 o'clock do yo know where you kids are
~homer: i already told you yesterday......NO!

 

I have a very old alternative newspaper called "FUN". Matt Groening (sp) did alot of the artwork. Alot of FUNny stuff in it...It was popular in the Detroit area in the mid-eighties.
I'll dig it up and scan in some of it for you nice peeps.

 

I LOVE THE SIMPSONS!! It has to be my favorite show every.
My favorite lines are in the episode when the school children get lost on the deserted island.

NELSON: Race you.

BART: You got it

NELSON: First one to the top gets Martin's lunch money

(They bowl down)

RALPH: GO BANANA!!

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by lucid
[B]I LOVE THE SIMPSONS!

 

wow and to think that i thought i was the only person that was truly obsessed about the Simpsons. I guess im not alone anymore. I was watching the X-Files episode from the Simpsons tonight and even though i seen it like 5 times i still crack up when Agent Mulder shows his badge with his little nudie picture in it. Or the little speech that Leonard Nimoy gives in the beginning of the show.

 

Damn, are you people clueless or what? . The Simpsons is the best satirical program since All In The Family. But what I can't believe is with all these posts noone has mentioned the episode where George Bush moves in across the street and Pisses Homer off so he and Bart end up getting into a "contest" with Bush about who can do the meanest practical joke, then they end up fighting, and Bush moves out cause Homer just "brings out the worst in him". Then Gerald Ford moves in and invites Homer over to watch football and drink beer, they both trip over NOTHING and then they both simultaneously go DOH! CLASSIC Simpsons

 

OMG.....i cant believe i forgot that episode, that was such a great one also....i loved how G. Bush was doing donuts on Homers front lawn and later pulled that string out his watch and tells Homer, " This is a little something i learned in the CIA"

 

the greatest episode just finished.... the biblical episode... "Bart, are you wearing clean underwear?" "not anymore"

as lisa is ascending into heaving, homer grabs here foot "where do you think you're going?" then the gates of hell open... "ooh, I smell barbeque" "ohhh.. all I wanted was a hot dog... and the coleslaw has pineapple!"