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From: Edison
how about the one where homer opens the childcare thing in his house...but in the beginning when he's coming out of the hospital and the Dr. reminds him about the bill and homer is in the cast and wheel chair.
Homer: A Simpson has never ran away from a bill....oh look a bear....
homer tries to run but breaks his leg again and lies on the floor wrything in agony and then a bear walks up to the group.
Homer: A Simpson has never ran away from a bill....oh look a bear....
homer tries to run but breaks his leg again and lies on the floor wrything in agony and then a bear walks up to the group.
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From: Edison
how about the episode where the flanders get custody of bart and lisa...and they're playing that religious trivia game.
funny stuff
or when homer and apu make the pilgrimage to the Quik-E-Mart Sage thing and then when they finally get there they have three questions and homer is like
Homer: do you know everything?
Sage: yes
Homer: everything?
Sage: yes
Homer: Really?
Sage: yes
Apu starts to speak but
Sage: i've already answered 3 questions.
funny stuff
or when homer and apu make the pilgrimage to the Quik-E-Mart Sage thing and then when they finally get there they have three questions and homer is like
Homer: do you know everything?
Sage: yes
Homer: everything?
Sage: yes
Homer: Really?
Sage: yes
Apu starts to speak but
Sage: i've already answered 3 questions.
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From: I make Erock better
I heard something pretty screwed up today, however somewhat not surprising.
They want to ban the Simpsons episodes with any reference to the WTC, specifically the BOOT episode. How sad.
Never to hear Klav Khalesh and Crab juice again....
Surprised no one has mentioned the best song ever in an episode...the Stone Cutters Mantra. Seconded by "It was a very good Beer".
Both of which I have MP3's of.
Vince
They want to ban the Simpsons episodes with any reference to the WTC, specifically the BOOT episode. How sad.
Never to hear Klav Khalesh and Crab juice again....
Surprised no one has mentioned the best song ever in an episode...the Stone Cutters Mantra. Seconded by "It was a very good Beer".
Both of which I have MP3's of.
Vince
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From: Must Go Faster
Single best scene from comic book guy:
"But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills! You're from two completely different worlds!"
...incoming neutron bomb (le bomb neutron)....
"Oh, I've wasted my life."
"But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills! You're from two completely different worlds!"
...incoming neutron bomb (le bomb neutron)....
"Oh, I've wasted my life."
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From: British Columbia
Personal all-time favourite:
(Homer buying a gun)
Gun Shop Owner: And this is for shooting down police helicopters.
Homer: Oh, I don't need anything like that... (paranoid) ...yet. Just give me my gun. (grabs for gun)
Gun Shop Owner: Sorry, the law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check.
Homer: Five days? But I'm mad now!
(Homer buying a gun)
Gun Shop Owner: And this is for shooting down police helicopters.
Homer: Oh, I don't need anything like that... (paranoid) ...yet. Just give me my gun. (grabs for gun)
Gun Shop Owner: Sorry, the law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check.
Homer: Five days? But I'm mad now!