Kingpin:

Waitress; Tanqueray and tap.

Big Ern; Hey, keep em commin sweets I got a long drive, and um do me a favor. You want to wash that perfume off before you come back to our table?

 

Pulp Fiction

The Wolf: "I drive pretty fcukin' fast

 

Joker: How can you shoot women and children?
Gunner: Easy... you just don't lead 'em so much.

 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would f*ck a person in the a$$ and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!

 

Animal Mother: If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.

 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.

 

Full Metal Jacket:

G. Sgt. Hartman: Looks like the best parts of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress!!! I THINK YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED!




Ghostbusters:

Winston: Ray.... when someone asks if you're god, you say... YES!

 

Sir? Its mega-maid sir, shes gone from suck to blow.

 

37?!?!? In a row? hey you, get back here!!! -clerks