Stevens-
I am going to have to drop in on you next time I visit my brother in Chicago. I'll bring both my standard poodle (without nuts) and our shih-tzu (with nuts) and turn 'em loose on you.....Combined you may have them by 50 pounds....soaking wet......pretty even match.....

 

My dog's got both nuts...but what pisses me off is they are bigger than mine and he's always showing them off!!

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Swurvydel
[B]hey if a weirdo wants to feel up a dogs balls it's his perogative.

 

Turns out at some big dog show the top dog was disqualified because it turned out he had fake balls!!!

Wow, same fake and primping as human beauty contests.


http://www.neuticles.com/webpages/cost.html

 

implants for pets .. LOL..

 

If people are actually buying stupid shit like that, I need to patent something...

This is proof that if you make it, someone will buy it no matter how stupid it is! I can see the point behind human protheses like these if a guy is really bothered by it (as a woman, it wouldn't make a difference to me), but a DOG? Like a dog has the presence of mind to get upset over losing his jewels? NOT!

I return to a sentiment I stated in another thread that dog balls are gross, now I can add "fake or not!"