Granted, but its in restricted stock which cant be sold until 2100.

I wish I could read minds.

 

Granted, but you go insane seeing all the sick, twisted things people think of (like this thread).

I wish I were Jack Bauer.

 

Granted, you discover jack loves hairy man sex during his off hours. enjoy.

I wish all these girls in this house with me would go ahead and give me a 'show'

 

Granted, then their boyfriends show up in the middle of it and beat you to death.

I wish the search function on this site was trouble free.

 

Granted, but no one uses it anyway, so we get just as many reposts and stupid questions.

I wish to discover the cure for cancer.

*edit* speaking of which, not that I searched, but has this been done before on s2ki?

 

Granted, but then you forget it after a 3 day bender.

I wish my S-03's didn't lose tread so damn fast.

 

Granted, but they are hard as rocks and grip just about as good.

I wish George Lucas would release Ep.4-6 (Original Trilogy) in their 'unmolested' cut on DVD.

 

Granted, but before all copies are shipped to retail stores, they are destroyed in a catastrophic fire (nothing else is damaged and no one is hurt) and George Lucas goes into exile.

I wish I could have concocted a more clever response to your wish...

 

Granted, they now never loose any tread at all retaining all their original attributes, but because they are so tough on roads - They are not street legal and outlawed at every track.

I wish server down time for EQ2's expansion will be under 4 hours tomorrow and launch flawlessly.

(edit)**Awee crap, I read youre wish wrong...I thought you wanted a better one from me I thought it was weak I was in a rush lol oh well.

 

Granted, but your power goes out.

I wish I could control the weather.