Granted, but I bump it with this post.

I wish I could think of more wishes.

 

I was waiting for someone to say that.

Granted. But so many come to mind you can't figure out which one to type so you throw your keyboard through your screen.

I wish Willaim hung died and I got a good front man.

 

Granted, He is the best barber shop quartet singer around, enjoy!

I wish I would not be sore when I get home from kung fu tonight.

 

Granted, you get a great front man, but he dies the next day.

I wish i would stop getting email reminders from this thread.

 

Granted, you now get a phone call reminder.

I wish ignorance was not bliss.

 

Granted, everyone realizes that they are stupid and find out it was your wish that made the change. They hunt you down and rip off your fingernails until the day you die.

I wish I didn't like this damn game so much.

 

Granted, you contract a rare disease that makes you completely numb for the rest of your short life.

 

Granted. Your IQ drops to 13 and you can't think of any more wishes, which becomes very frustrating.

I wish I could convince conspiracy theorists in the politics forum that we did in fact have successful manned missions to the moon.

 

Granted. To prove that people did go to the moon, they shoot you into space. Unfortunately, it is not a successful trip.

I wish it never rained on my car.

 

Granted. Dust storms ravage your city for the duration of your car's life.

I wish to be the sole heir to the Playboy Empire