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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 02:40 PM
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Granted. You are now asleep in your office as your boss stands there and waits for you to wake up and fire your ass.

I wish my rear window was clearer
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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by vinsanity,Feb 22 2006, 06:40 PM
Granted. You are now asleep in your office as your boss stands there and waits for you to wake up and fire your ass.

I wish my rear window was clearer
Granted, but now your front window fogs up.

I wish squirrels stopped jumping in front of my car and getting pounded into road pizza.
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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 03:46 PM
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granted. Now cows jump in front of our car and turn your s2k into road pizza.

i wish i had new basketball shoes.
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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 05:09 PM
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granted, but you still don't have any basketball skills, therefore you resort to playing profetional thumb wrestling the rest of your life.... in basketball shoes.

i wish my car would sell quicker.
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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by ykit,Feb 22 2006, 06:09 PM
granted, but you still don't have any basketball skills, therefore you resort to playing profetional thumb wrestling the rest of your life.... in basketball shoes.

i wish my car would sell quicker.
wait... what do u mean STILL dont have any bball skills...
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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by ykit,Feb 22 2006, 09:09 PM
granted, but you still don't have any basketball skills, therefore you resort to playing profetional thumb wrestling the rest of your life.... in basketball shoes.

i wish my car would sell quicker.
Granted you sell your car in the next ten minutes, but a misplaced decimal means all you can afford now is a tricycle.

I wish bikinis were considered appropriate office attire for women who looked good in them.
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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 08:15 PM
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Granted. Every male is fired for sexual harassment, nothing gets done, the world plunges in the the dark ages again

i wish I could get my server online very very soon.
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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 09:15 PM
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Granted, however your maid gets jealous of your server and also goes online, forgetting to prepare you dinner.

I wish I never go bald.
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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Russian,Feb 22 2006, 10:15 PM
Granted, however your maid gets jealous of your server and also goes online, forgetting to prepare you dinner.

I wish I never go bald.
Wish granted, instead you have some sort of reverse-balding effect and hair grows wildly over every inch of your body.

I wish I was a genius and knew everything about anything.
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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by cvc2nr,Feb 22 2006, 10:25 PM
Wish granted, instead you have some sort of reverse-balding effect and hair grows wildly over every inch of your body.

I wish I was a genius and knew everything about anything.
Granted, now you know why gay men like to have anal sex and you become overwhelmed with the feeling.

I wish my S2000 was RHD
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