granted. your clone goes on a killing rampage and your arressted instead.

i wish i was driving my S.

 

Whish granted You were driving you S while typing and reading the post on this forum, you didn't realize that you were on the wrong side of the road and crashed against a 18 wheeler and died...




I whish it was 5:30 Est

 

Granted, but you live in china.

I wish CIVICTOS2000 would stop spelling wish 'whish'

 

Wish Granted...I stoped...Sorry I'm still learning english...




I hope I knew perfect english...

 

Hope granted? you speak perfect english, but you still live in china.

I wish i had 4.44 gears in my s.

 

Granted, you literally have 4.44 gears in your S while everybody else still has 6

I wish I got a big tax return.

 

Granted. But your wife spends it all on shoes.

I wish I was home getting loving from my wife right now.

 

Granted, but she's OTR.

I wish the janitor wasn't vacuuming right outside my office.

 

granted. the janitor starts vacuuming IN your office.

 

I wish i wasnt so tired...