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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 05:48 PM
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Granted.

I wish to keep my charming good looks until I grow old and die
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 05:53 PM
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Granted, You go to jail with your charming good looks and become the main attention in the showers.

I wish that someone would trade their GPW S2k for my 01 prelude.
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 07:16 PM
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Granted, I trade you my GPW S2k Transformer for your '01 lude.

I wish I did not require sleep, but could do so if I felt like it.
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Uber-s2k,Feb 23 2006, 08:16 PM
Granted, I trade you my GPW S2k Transformer for your '01 lude.

I wish I did not require sleep, but could do so if I felt like it.

Granted, but your eyes have to stay open all the time no matter what so they dry out and you go blind.


I wish my dog would stop barking.
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 07:34 PM
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Granted, he starts making noise out his other end continually.

I wish I had ESP abilities that only worked at the poker table.
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 08:08 PM
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Granted, but all you ever get are pairs of twos and everyone learns your game.

I wish my dishes from dinner were already clean.
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 08:09 PM
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Granted, You end up playing Daredevil and end up losing your whole life savings.

I wish I wasn't so addicted to this silly game
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by ImMisterJimmy,Feb 23 2006, 09:09 PM
Granted, You end up playing Daredevil and end up losing your whole life savings.

I wish I wasn't so addicted to this silly game
granted, except you are killed for repeating a wish.

I wish I could have another drink right now.
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 09:24 PM
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Granted, You have another drink, but the bartender added a secret ingredient

I wish that I would grow a goatee quicker.
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 10:49 PM
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Granted:
You grow a bitchin' goatee and become the replacement for the Cop in the Village People


I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
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