Granted, you get a pile of dog shit on a platter


I wish for nothing and everything.

 

Granted, you get a pile of dog shit on a platter


I wish for nothing and everything.

 

granted, you get pulled over for "racing" in your s2000 and arrested, and are put into detention with Bubba, who makes you his beeatch and wants to talk about nothing and everything with you while he makes love to you.

i wish david hasselhoff and mr. t would fight each other in a boxing w/celebrities episode.

 

Granted, but they do it naked and you are forced to watch with your eyes stapled open

I wish I had seen this one earlier and responded with "Granted, I now refer you to a dictionary."

 

There is refer in a dictionary? Man, I knew I should have paid more attention when I was in school

VoIPA - You owe us a wish awe, damn youre right....hrmmm...

 

No, that was my wish. Now come up with something clever about it.

 

Granted, Taking your advice I search high and low in every dictionary looking for my fix. Turning up empty handed I hunt you down and use the same skills I gained to whoop on Chuck Norris and you end up in a full body cast.

I wish I could move objects with my mind.

 

Grantred, bit hitting stuff with your head to move it causes permanent brain damage.

I wish Uber-s2k was a minor diety.

 

Granted, I'm now a minor god - I ask all of s2ki "Are you a god?" Saki GT steps forward to inform me "no". I respond "Then you all must DIE!" as lethal shocks of electricity shoot off my finger tips and toast all s2ki members. (Sorry, is almost my favorite scene from GB1, could not resist)

I wish for complete uberness.

 

Granted, but the powers that be see that you are from Ohio and assume that you meant gooberness, and thus...

I wish I understood what uberness meant, so that I could come up with a more clever response.

(oh, and saki, that last response was f'kn hysterical)