Granted, but your blood pressure is sky high instead.

I wish there was a channel on TV that played quality programming all the time.

 

Granted, but you stay home all the time eating cheeze-its and turn into a monstrous couch potato.

I wish my blood pressure was lower.

 

Granted, your pressure gets so low that you pass out and then have a brain infarct and spend the rest of your life as a vegetable.


I wish I would win the mega millions jackpot on the next draw.

 

Brain fart?

 

Granted:
You win the jackpot, but much like "My Name is Earl", you are then immediatley struck by a speeding car before you can claim your prize.

I Wish I could find and successfully claim your Mega Millions Jackpot ticket before you awake from your coma

 

Granted, but you get hit by the same car and end up in the same hospital right next to s2000raj

I wish that I could have superpowers.

 

Granted, welcome to your super stinky farts and sonic booming belching ability. (Actually maybe these 'powers' are not so bad )

I wish I defeated Chuck Norris in a fight to the death.

 

Granted, but with Chuck Norris's last breathe and super strength he round house kicks you one last time to paralyze you for life before he dies.

I wish that the next persons wish would get ruined

 

Granted, but you then get beat down by mobs of loyal Norris fans and you end up in the hospital next to s2000raj and ImMisterJimmy, who'd super farts make your hospital gown turn brown.

I wish I could fly my S around the country with me when I traveled.

 

Granted, except the cost to carry the extra weight of the s2000 is 10000 per trip.


I wish I could legally beat my enemies and they nor their families or friends could retaliate.