Aww com'on, I died multiple times now and still granting and wishing

Granted, The only side effect of the Z-G's is it has a habbit of creating turmors alarmingly fast.

I wish that NVMY4N was unbanished.

 

Granted, you take his place in the world of the banished s2ker's

I wish that I had the power to make wishes and not have a negative side effect happen to me!

 

granted everybody stops wishing against you, you become so powerful that you actually bore yourself and decides to reverse the last wish that you made.

I wish John Lennon is still alive.

 

granted, but he is clawing at the inside of his tomb.

I wish for a ferrarri powered s2000

 

granted its pwered by a ferrari 125 S with a 1.5 L with a astounding 100 hp .


i wish i can have sex with any females i want with no adverse effect of having a STD.

 

Granted, You have caught AIDS.

I wish for a unlimited use condom.

 

Granted, But that is Ef'n gross, have fun storing it between uses. It gathers a rather pugnet musty smell quickly that ya can't just wash off.

I wish I was ruler of the galaxy.

 

granted, you're an aged, washed up, chuck norris.

I wish that when I get drunk and I'm out, when I get to my car, I can drink some special elixir, and then have my BAC go down to .0001% immediately.

 

granted, but unbeknownst to you, the effect only lasts for .0001 seconds and you get pulled over for DUI several times before you figure out that the elixir doesn't work, but unfortunately by then your license has been revoked permanently, and you become an alcoholic due to depression.

i wish everytime i went to pay for something, it was offered to me free of charge.