LOL at saki GT hahahahha

 

Granted but your mother hears about the beatings and in turn beats you with a wooden spoon until you cry.

I wish the end of communism.

 

Granted, China becomes a democracy and the largest economy in the world and you must now learn Chinese.

I wish I could stop watching animal planet's "Most Extreme."

 

Granted. You now religiously tune in to Spanish soap operas and Japanese variety shows.

I wish I had a luxury car daily driver so I wouldn't put so many miles on the s2000

 

Granted, you lease a Bentley, but the insurance company fawks up and you only have liability. You wreck the car on your first day to work, and now owe Bentley $250k, and your getting sued by the other driver who thinks your rich because you have a Bentley. You have to sell everything including your S2 to pay for the court cost and the wrecked Bentley, now you live in a motel, and drive a Yugo.


I wish it were Friday already.

 

Granted:
You are now the proud owner of a Le Car complete with the "luxury" package... lucky guy

I wish it would stop freakin' snowing!!

 

Granted, sulfur and fire rain down from the heavens.

I wish my cell phone service was the same as it is now, except free, and no one else knew about it besides me and Verizon, so they couldn't come beat me to death once they found out I had free cell phone service. Oh, and verizon wouldn't beat me to death either, nor would I get run over by a car or something like that...

 

Granted:
But unfortunately you are now a Thalidemide Baby, and your arms are too short to reach the buttons on your "free" cell phone.

I wish 714s2k wouldn't get screwed out of his wish just because I posted at the same time as him.

 

Granted, Friday never comes and you are stuck in a perpetual work week.


I wish people would do their own job instead of leaving it to me.

 

Granted:
Unfortunately your company switches industries and now strictly caters to "fulfilling the sexual desires of hot movie actresses such as Angelina Jolie". Everyone does their own job, and you get lost inthe mix and become a "fluffer" in the pron industry.... suck to be you

I wish I had my very own personal hot-female "fluffer"