Granted, you get everything for free, so you start going to prostitutes and getting it for free, along with free std's and you get all of those for free too.

I wish it were legal to smoke marijuana.

 

Granted:
You're Canadian

I wish someone would name an STD after me

 

Granted, you become poster boy for a new STD associated with excessive masterbation while looking at animal pron (sic)!

I wish I could buy a hard top with a built in moonroof.

 

I was under the impression it is not 'legal' exactly, but rather since the general public sees little problems with it, law enforcement does not actively go after 'end users' so to speak. Am I way off base on this? I'm guessing something has changed in the last few years and I have not caught word?

edit - Oh and just to point out ... The point is to grant the wish but have it backfire ... You saying that being canadain is a bad thing?

 

Granted. The moment you open the moonroof, a bird shits on your eye causing blindness.

I wish I had the ability to change the color of my S depending on my mood.

 

Granted, but drivers are mesmerized by your chameleon S2K and 8 cars simultaneously crash into it while it's parked.

I wish AIM would automatically update to the latest version instead of asking me every damn week if I would like to upgrade.

 

Granted, but you lose all your friends so you have no one to talk to on AIM any more.

I wish S2000s could float on water and double as personal watercraft.

 

(I don't have any friends anyway , j/k)

Granted, but they cost 10 mil. dollars and there is no cheap kit for retro-fitting.

I wish there was guaranteed safety while skydiving (no chance of an accident/dying).

 

Granted, but there's no guarentee after landing, and after you touch down, a 300 lb woman who forgot to pull her shute lands on you.

I wish girl scout cookies were sold all year long.

 

Granted, but you eat so many that you become a 300 lb man and end up marrying the 300 lb woman.


I wish money grew on a secret tree in my back yard.