Granted, you manage to shoot both youre eyes out with its 'real missile' attack.

I wish I was Homer Simpson.

 

Granted, you manage to shoot both youre eyes out with its 'real missile' attack.

I wish I was Homer Simpson.

 

Granted but they cancel the series after the next episode and you cease to exist except in the form of reruns.

I wish my dog would quit barking.

 

Granted. Your dog starts meowing instead.

I wish beer was good for you.

 

granted, but it looses its alcohol.

I wish that i could walk on water.

 

Granted, but it loses all appeal because all the flavor is removed and all beer starts tasting like bud light.

I wish the movie I'm watching (Redeye) was better.


(actually, beer has many health benefits when taken in moderation, but I'll save that for a different thread)

Edit: oops, too slow. Reference two posts up.

 

Granted, but you get eaten by a whale.

I wish someone would grant my wish in the post above.

 

Granted, but it is still not worth watching.

I wish for vision equaled to an eagle's.

 

Granted, but you lose your hearing.

I wish the NBA All-Star game actually meant something.

 

granted,but it means the winners get to rule the world.

I wish crack werent so darn addictive.