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Pooping at work...disgusting

Old Mar 14, 2003 | 12:56 PM
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Originally posted by redleader
The "Let's All Be Honest" Question:

How many of you have "brown fingered?"
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! We don't want to run out of server space, how about changing the question to "How many of you have NOT 'brown fingered'?"
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Old Mar 14, 2003 | 02:57 PM
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first of all, how many of you know what "brown fingering" is?
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Old Mar 14, 2003 | 03:37 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by redleader
[B]Thanks for responding to "Tactical Scenario"

Personally, I would take the same route as StrangeDaze.
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Old Mar 14, 2003 | 05:53 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by THEOLDMAN
[B]I work in my client's house, usually when noone is home, but I remodel kitchens and bathrooms.
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Old Mar 14, 2003 | 06:16 PM
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All I can say is do not ever join the Army if you like your pooping privacy. You're very likely to at some point end up in the "say hi to your buddy" latrine. Just a row of sh!tters with no walls. "Hey, you done with the sports section?"
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Old Mar 14, 2003 | 06:24 PM
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Originally posted by redleader
...handicap assist bars...
I've always thought those were "grunt bars."


You learn something new every day...
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Old Mar 14, 2003 | 09:33 PM
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hahaha...... funny thread , but yeah I agree with the looker thing... what is up with people looking?!?!?!?! You guys/gals at the s2ki forum are the best!!
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Old Mar 14, 2003 | 11:29 PM
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Brown fingering is horrid and scary. Specially if you forget to wash your hands
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Old Mar 15, 2003 | 09:18 PM
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Originally posted by iLikeBeer


I just recently discovered what happens to your poop when you eat a whole package of Oreos in one night...

so what happens?
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Old Mar 15, 2003 | 09:36 PM
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I get an hour for lunch everyday, and I live 5 minutes from work, I usually hold it...unless that isn't an option. In that particular case I rarely feel uncomfortable because when I poop it's like the 25-yard dash, it's over in a matter of seconds and I'm outta' there before it starts to peel the paint from the walls...lol.

One thing I do on purpose that I know people hate, I wash my hands and leave one wet when I leave the john, I love to make the door handle all nice and wet for the next guy that opens the door and freaks because he thinks he's just caught AIDS...lol.
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