I'm buddist, does that mean I won't go to Christian heaven?

One thing that no one has ever been able to tell me is whether or not:

1. Christian heaven has Playstation 2 and Gran Turismo 4.

2. Christian heaven has S2000s and endless winding one way roads for me to drive on.

3. Christian heaven allows sex

4. Christian heaven allows Victoria's Secret stuff

5. Christian heaven has super high speed Internet connection so I can read Off-Topic forum at S2ki.com, and download porn.

6. Christian heaven has satellite TV so I can watch Star Trek reruns and Formula One races.

Now, if I get an answer to that, I would really appreciate it. The best answer I've gotten is: you'll be eternally happy with the father, you will not need any of those. I thought that was kind of lame...

 

Jesus, if I promise not to sin for the rest of my life, can I have Jessica Alba on Monday, Vida Guerra on Tuesday, Jamie Presley on Weds, Kate Beckinsdale on Thurs, Toni Braxton on Fri, my wife on Sat and football on Sun...for the rest of my God-given life?

 

wow, your wife must be fine to save her for Saturdays.

 

isn't toni braxton sort of...meaty?

 

what does he care? he's thinking about the Friday afternoon Bigpurp/Braxton duets.

 

NO!! cuz, by having jessica alba on monday, you would be committing adultery--aka. sinning--which will null the rest of the deal...

 

y'all are gonna love this old debate (regarding the Mormon Church)

steve c, I forgot what an ass I used to think you were. guess I've warmed up (or gotten used) to you in the last year. still think I'm attention-starved?

 

Yes she is.

But variety is the spice of life.

 

You tell me: https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.ph...f=128&t=246683.

 

what would you ask jesus

Why Me !!!