I think South Florida deserves a Joke of the day thread since those of us who live in south Florida love to joke a lot plus it will help relieve the everyday stress from traffic and the job, Please keep it clean. So I

 

A pirate walks into a bar......

Bartender says to the pirate "Excuse me do you know theres a sterring wheel in your pants?"............................







Pirate says "ARRRRRR its drivin menuts!"

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Horse walks into a bar........

Bartender says to the horse "Why the long face?"


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A bear walks into a bar and ask the bartender for
a COKE.............................................. ..........and RUM

the bartender turns around and thinks to himself....a COKE...................and RUM
the bartender makes him the drink and then asks the bear why the long pause(Paws) bear replys...................i dunno i was born with them..

 

what do you call a fly without wings?



A walk

 

i have a feeling this thread is going to get pretty big

 

What do you call four Cubans in quick sand?

Cuatro Sinko

 

Just curious, is there any taboos that we should stay away from when telling jokes? Religion, sex....etc? I don't want to offend anyone.

 

what does a gay horse eat...



Haa-aay!

 

BY ALL MEANS, OFFEND EVERYONE.

 

where do ships go when they get sick?????



To the Dock

 

Two flies are on a pile of shit. One of them farts. The other one says "Do you mind? I'm eating."