Granted. It's happy hour in England....it's still shitty hour where you live.




I wish the guy would accept my low ball offer on the car.

 

Granted, he takes your balls, and the car back.

I wish my 9 oct mtg wasn't at 2, after I went at 9.

 

Granted. I don't know wtf you just wished for but it turned out to be bad.


I wish I owned that McLaren F1 in Raj's picture.

 

Granted. It's a 1:64 model.


I wish it was summer again.

 

Granted. You're out-of-shape and ugly, so you spend the entire summer in your house.


I wish I had an infinite amount of wishes.

 

Granted, but seeing as how I don't have the time to grant and corrupt an infinite amount of wishes, I will be sure to finish it quickly. YOU DIE!!!


I wish I could understand the "9 oct 2 to the 3rd power so it is 9 that i went to" wish.

 

Granted. You understand the wish, obsess over it and in the end, your obsession kills you. (BTW, I don't understand it neither )


I wish all of my granted wishes didn't end with the person dying.

 

Granted, those people do live, but you still die a terribly slow and painful death.

I wish I had the most PPD out of anyone on here.

 

Granted. You spend so much time posting on S2KI that you forget to eat and sleep. You die of starvation and sleep depravation, but because you ended you life doing what you love, you account ends that day and you PPD average is never again equaled.



I wish that my company would send me to China next month on business instead of Chuck.

 

Granted. You go to China and get Sars and die.


I wish life was easy all the time.