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Feb 21, 2006 | 10:40 AM

#111

Incubus

Joined: Oct 2001

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Granted, Coke accidentally switches recipes and you get fat.

I wish my cell phone battery lasted longer than 2.5 days.

Feb 21, 2006 | 10:46 AM

#112

Gink5

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From: Newtown,PA

Granted but it wont recharge

i wish female figure skaters were naked.

Feb 21, 2006 | 10:52 AM

#113

gosixers215

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Granted, but then the Russians never win another medal and launch nukes against the entire world for having hotter figure skaters.

I wish I could go home now.

Feb 21, 2006 | 12:36 PM

#114

Mikes256

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Granted, but now your home is where you work.

I wish I could hack into the worlds wealthiest bank database.

Feb 21, 2006 | 12:42 PM

#115

SlidinS2k

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From: Tuscaloosa, AL

Granted, but you get caught and go to prison.

I wish my car weighed 1800 lbs.

Feb 21, 2006 | 12:49 PM

#116

Mikes256

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Granted, but you now drive this

I wish Bill Gates would knock on my door.

Feb 21, 2006 | 12:49 PM

#117

714s2k

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From: Tha OC!

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlidinS2k,Feb 21 2006, 01:42 PM

Granted, but you get caught and go to prison.

I wish my car weighed 1800 lbs.

Granted, but to achieve this weight you have to use your feet to move your car(Flintstones)

I wish there was a bridge from Cali to Japan.

Feb 21, 2006 | 12:51 PM

#118

714s2k

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From: Tha OC!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikes256,Feb 21 2006, 01:49 PM

Granted, but you now drive this

I wish Bill Gates would knock on my door.

Granted, then he beats you to death because you have a Mac

I wish for a bridge to japan

Feb 21, 2006 | 12:54 PM

#119

gosixers215

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Granted, but as you're in the car driving across it collapses in the middle of the Pacific Ocean (cheap government contract work) and you die.

I wish it were Friday.