I wish Elvis was not dead

Wish granted Elvis comes back from the grave still decaying and moves in with you, and has an odd habit of feeling up your girlfriend

I wish I had infinite control of every aspect of existence.

 

Granted, but then GOD gets pissed and turns you into a donkey

I wish I could have a nice scotch right now!

 

Wish granted, Seamus O'hare will be there soon to bring you to the Drag Club.

I wish my WRX didn't have a glass transmission.

 

Granted, but the new jello based transmission gives you much more trouble.

I wish I was back at my wife's grandfather's 90th birthday party drinking martinis instead of reply to this thread again.

 

Granted, you go back and grandpa is so drunk that he decides to cop a feel on your nads.



I wish i didn't have this headache.

 

Granted, you lose your head.

I wish I had more guns

 

Granted, but you acidentally shoot off your right foot trying to carry them all and have to sell your S for a automatic Buick.

I wish I had two S's - one in white, the other in red!

 

this tread is funny as hell!!!!

wish granted, right after buying ur 2nd s2000, honda introduces the s3000! much improved over the s2000. 400hp, able to coner at 2G's with street tires. 1/4 at 9 sec, 300,000mile/ 30 year warranty. capable of out running lambo, for $10,000 less than the S2000.

i wish i was rich enough to have 50+ cars like Jay Leno......

 

wish granted, you have 50 kia's and look like jay leno.



i wish that the next poster would seek a well thoughtful wish for me

 

Granted, I wish for youre wish to save you from certain doom, however you dont gain anything.

I wish I was yoda.