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This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.
"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.
"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.
"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.
"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.
"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.
"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"
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Originally Posted by oscar_driver,Nov 3 2006, 08:59 AM
I feel sorry at the same time because it hurt so much she couldn't breath, I hate when that happens. Oh man I feel for her, but I can't help it but to
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Originally Posted by arcadence,Nov 1 2006, 03:23 PM
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Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced "One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don't worry we have three engines left".
Thirty minutes later, the captain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don't worry we have two engines left".
An hour later the capain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don't worry we have one engine left".
One blonde looked at the other the other blonde and said "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day"
Thirty minutes later, the captain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don't worry we have two engines left".
An hour later the capain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don't worry we have one engine left".
One blonde looked at the other the other blonde and said "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day"
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Im sad to announce that the Energizer bunny was declared dead yesterday night. His closest friends and family members knew him as Pinky. The incident that killed Pinky is told by one of his closest friends who was at the scene of the accident said: "Some bitch reversed his batteries and all he did was keep coming, keep coming, keep coming until he died of a heart attack."
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Originally Posted by Diablo99V,Nov 3 2006, 06:45 AM
Im sad to announce that the Energizer bunny was declared dead yesterday night. His closest friends and family members knew him as Pinky. The incident that killed Pinky is told by one of his closest friends who was at the scene of the accident said: "Some bitch reversed his batteries and all he did was keep coming, keep coming, keep coming until he died of a heart attack."
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Originally Posted by Diablo99V,Nov 3 2006, 06:18 AM
WTF??? I feel sorry at the same time because it hurt so much she couldn't breath, I hate when that happens. Oh man I feel for her, but I can't help it but to
I feel sorry at the same time because it hurt so much she couldn't breath, I hate when that happens. Oh man I feel for her, but I can't help it but to Oscar