Redneck computer term


Rom - Where the pope lives.

 

A list of redneck computer terms

Megahertz - How your head feels after seventeen beers.

Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.

Mouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.

 

Knock Knock...

 

who's there?

 

BOO...

 

AHHHHHHHHHH!

 

NOOOO, you messed it up!

 

Knock Knock...

 

u guys suck

 

Sooooo this isn't actually a joke, but it's still funny....

I SET OFF THE FIRE ALARM IN MY OFFICE BUILDING!!!! Yeah, ya know, that big building (Wachovia Financial Center) in Downtown Miami.

I almost set the kitchen on fire with the toaster oven....before I knew it, the alarms were going off, people were exiting and the buildling personnel came runnning into the kitchen....can you say EMBARRASSING???!?!?!!!??!?!?!?!? OY VAY!!!!

The crap that happens to me.....