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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 10:31 PM
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Granted. But as a result of the conversion, your wheels now steer the opposite direction of where you turn the steering wheel.

I wish for an unlimited supply of my favorite foods
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by vinsanity,Feb 23 2006, 02:31 AM
Granted. But as a result of the conversion, your wheels now steer the opposite direction of where you turn the steering wheel.

I wish for an unlimited supply of my favorite foods
Granted, but they are all canned, and you have no can opener.

I wish my soft top never tore.
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 06:29 AM
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Granted. You eat too much, grow to 2000 lbs and people laugh at you all day long.

I wish people weren't so f*ing stupid.
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 07:06 AM
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Granted. Everyone is now a genius, and youre the last dumbass left.


I wish to have earned enough money to retire happily by the time I turn 45.
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by bkw,Feb 23 2006, 02:06 PM
Granted. Everyone is now a genius, and youre the last dumbass left.


I wish to have earned enough money to retire happily by the time I turn 45.
Granted, you die the day after your 45th birthday.

I wish the next person to reply to this post gets a fatal disease.
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by MeTh222,Feb 23 2006, 09:38 AM
Granted, you die the day after your 45th birthday.

I wish the next person to reply to this post gets a fatal disease.
Granted, I get infected while working at the Umbrella corporation (Resident Evil) I then come after you, bite you and now we are both zombies.


I wish someone gets me S2 parts for my bday in 2 weeks.
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 09:40 AM
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Granted. Your car will now look like this:



I wish to receive my regular paycheck every 2 weeks without ever having to show up to work.
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 12:19 PM
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Granted. They move your cube to your bedroom.

I wish I played in a rock band.
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 12:38 PM
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Granted. Your frontman is William Hung.

I wish I were my own boss.
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Old Feb 23, 2006 | 12:39 PM
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Granted, but you're incompetent and end up firing yourself.

I wish this thread would die because it's too tempting to participate in.
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